Italian men dating tips
I asked him how his quest was going and the sound of his bubble bursting must have been audible from across the piazza.But after talking to him for a few minutes I came to realize that his ideal “Italian” woman bore a striking similarity to Snookie from the Jersey Shore and looked nothing like the Italian women that I knew. He probably would’ve known how to handle Snookie—but I’m quite sure that he had underestimated the mortal danger he would have encountered if, by some random chance, a real Italian woman would have shown some interest.Never before in their lives have they been showered (inundated, pummeled) with such overt attention from the opposite sex—and most of them are ill-prepared to deal with it.
What’s worse, we don’t even realize what we’re doing wrong. Silly us, we thought that our All-American charm and goodwill leftover from World War II would instantly ingratiate us with those belle ragazze.
I couldn’t help cringing when I heard of this plan, but I wished him luck and offered my advice, should he desire it.
A few weeks later I ran into him again at a bar where he was telling the employee to pile some more “mutzadell” and “brahjzoot” on his panino.
We can’t even steal their lines, it seems, and attempting to do so only makes us look more foolish.
So it should be noted that American women have the exact opposite problem.